I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences.

My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word.

Also, in your 20s, if you are beautiful, everything comes to you, so you never need to develop a personality. I never had that problem.

I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade.

No blessing goes uncontested. It will take a long time to get your dream.

My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that.

Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame