I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences.

Everyone - particularly my female friends I speak to - all say 'I wouldn't be in my twenties again if I was paid.' It's a difficult time.

It's a real man who can go out with a woman who's taller than he is. That's an alpha male right there.

We are all unique, which makes us beautiful; so never despair, and just chill the hell out about it all.

It's on the bucket list for sure to do a comedy film, even if it was just one line on the lot.

Very important to celebrate victories, however tiny, I always say.

I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop.