I'm very much in denial that I can't dance. I really go for it, which is almost more embarrassing.

I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy.

If I did better... I'd be God.

Pessimism is my default setting.

My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word.

some of my happiest funniest times have been spent in offices. Perhaps because the work was mudane, even the tiniest of distractions become wildly hilarious and wonderful. Actually, I'd say that 90 per cent of my doubled-over-gasping-with-laughther-laughing-so-much-that-you-can't-breathe-and-you-think-you-might-die laughing has occurred during slow days in offices.

I have a fantastic method for anti-ageing. It's eating. Plumps out your skin beautifully.