Get me a skinny frappuccino. I have no idea what that is - I would like to think you would be presented with a tiny Italian man.

I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences.

I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop.

Very important to celebrate victories, however tiny, I always say.

There are some wonderful aspects to Christmas. It's magical. And each year, from at least November, well, September, well, if I'm honest, May, I look forward to it hugely.

I have written the only diet book that I believe needs to exist, and here it is: CHAPTER ONE: Eat a bit less. CHAPTER TWO: Move about a bit more. THE END.

I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.