Get me a skinny frappuccino. I have no idea what that is - I would like to think you would be presented with a tiny Italian man.

I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop.

I'm very much in denial that I can't dance. I really go for it, which is almost more embarrassing.

I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade.

You need to know that even as life develops in superficially disappointing ways, there is still fun to be had.

My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word.

I only really and truly fully relax on my own. Give me a sun lounger, a pool and a sea view, and I'm happy.