Get me a skinny frappuccino. I have no idea what that is - I would like to think you would be presented with a tiny Italian man.

It's on the bucket list for sure to do a comedy film, even if it was just one line on the lot.

There are some wonderful aspects to Christmas. It's magical. And each year, from at least November, well, September, well, if I'm honest, May, I look forward to it hugely.

I have written the only diet book that I believe needs to exist, and here it is: CHAPTER ONE: Eat a bit less. CHAPTER TWO: Move about a bit more. THE END.

some of my happiest funniest times have been spent in offices. Perhaps because the work was mudane, even the tiniest of distractions become wildly hilarious and wonderful. Actually, I'd say that 90 per cent of my doubled-over-gasping-with-laughther-laughing-so-much-that-you-can't-breathe-and-you-think-you-might-die laughing has occurred during slow days in offices.

We are all unique, which makes us beautiful; so never despair, and just chill the hell out about it all.

Also, in your 20s, if you are beautiful, everything comes to you, so you never need to develop a personality. I never had that problem.