Get me a skinny frappuccino. I have no idea what that is - I would like to think you would be presented with a tiny Italian man.

My greatest crush was Chandler from 'Friends'. And Goran Ivanisevic.

I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop.

Look in the mirror and say, 'There is none other like you and for that reason alone you are beautiful.

I am not married, no. I wasn't really into the notion when I was younger, but now I think a proposal is the ultimate romantic gesture.

I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade.

About me - I used to want to be a P.E. teacher, and kind of still do.