It's on the bucket list for sure to do a comedy film, even if it was just one line on the lot.

Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame

No blessing goes uncontested. It will take a long time to get your dream.

some of my happiest funniest times have been spent in offices. Perhaps because the work was mudane, even the tiniest of distractions become wildly hilarious and wonderful. Actually, I'd say that 90 per cent of my doubled-over-gasping-with-laughther-laughing-so-much-that-you-can't-breathe-and-you-think-you-might-die laughing has occurred during slow days in offices.

The embarrassment of a situation can, once you are over it, be the funniest time in your life. And I suppose a lot of my comedy comes from painful moments or experiences in life, and you just flip them on their head.

My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word.

We are all unique, which makes us beautiful; so never despair, and just chill the hell out about it all.