The embarrassment of a situation can, once you are over it, be the funniest time in your life. And I suppose a lot of my comedy comes from painful moments or experiences in life, and you just flip them on their head.

I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.

I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy.

I think it's sad when people stop dreaming, or start losing hope. Because holding onto the bonkers dream might just turn out to be the most marvellous thing you ever did.

If I did better... I'd be God.

No blessing goes uncontested. It will take a long time to get your dream.

Pessimism is my default setting.