I only really and truly fully relax on my own. Give me a sun lounger, a pool and a sea view, and I'm happy.

Very important to celebrate victories, however tiny, I always say.

My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word.

If I did better... I'd be God.

The embarrassment of a situation can, once you are over it, be the funniest time in your life. And I suppose a lot of my comedy comes from painful moments or experiences in life, and you just flip them on their head.

Live in hope. Because things do happen. Things do change. Worry really is futile. Don't fear the future. Dreams do come true.

No blessing goes uncontested. It will take a long time to get your dream.