Cavities are made by sugar. So if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars!

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

A sleeping bag is a tortilla for a human.

Well, that's a 'fresher'. I'm going on break.

My sister Wendy has a husband and two children, and they have a family photo on top of the VCR, where they're all looking slightly to the left. As though something is going on over there! I guess something happened over to the left that made everybody happy! Except my sister is cross-eyed, so she can't quite pull it off. One eye is right-on.

I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.