Cavities are made by sugar. So if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars!

I don't want to have my face on the cover of a Wheaties box. I wanna have my face on the cover of a Rice Krispies box. "Snap, Krackle, Mitch and Pop"!

I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved.

Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree.

I want to ride in a cold air balloon. "This isn't going anywhere!"