If you boat a lot, you're known as a boating enthusiast. I like to boat, but I just don't want to ever be referred to as a 'boating enthusiast'. I hope they call me 'a guy who likes to boat'.
Mitch HedbergI had to take a physical to do this show. They had a lot of weird questions like, "Have you ever tried sugar or PCP?"
Mitch HedbergI wanted to get a tape recorder, but I got a parrot instead. I think I did that joke backwards.
Mitch HedbergI think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill.
Mitch Hedberg