I like it when people come to see me again, but you end up playing to that person only. You know there's other people out there, but you also know that the person who came to see you again is there. You're like, "I hope he's happy again."

When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.

If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock."

I got my hair highlighted because I felt some strands were more important than others.

I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language.

I saw on HBO they were advertising a boxing match "It's a fight to the finish". That's a good place to end.

As an adult, I'm not supposed to go down slides. So if I'm at the top of a slide, I have to pretend that I got there accidentally. "How the hell did I get up here? I guess I have to slide down. Whee!" That's what you say when you're having fun. You refer to yourself and some other people.