When you start out in comedy, or probably in a lot of things, you want it to happen fast. You don't want to see yourself having to do this for seven years before you start to get some feedback.

I tried to freshen up a room, so I held a Certs in front of a fan.

Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps

Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.

Come on 'long prosperous life!'

Well, that's a 'fresher'. I'm going on break.

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.