It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?
You got to always take advantage of getting your room cleaned. You may think it's nice not to have anybody in your room, like your privacy's not being invaded. But there's nothing like walking back into a clean room. You've got to remember that.
When you put Listerine in your mouth, it hurts. Germs do not go quietly.
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
Snake eyes is a gambling term, and an animal term, too.
I like Kinko's, because they're open 24 hours. If it's 5 am and I decide I need two of something, I'm covered! Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, and then I think, "Oh, yeah. Kinko's. No problem. That will not remain singular."