We don't have to fix anything.
I want to rob a bank with a BB gun. "Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple! I will be rich, you will be cute. We both win."
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist. That's not a full joke there! It's filler.
When you put Listerine in your mouth, it hurts. Germs do not go quietly.
I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same.