My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set.

2-in-1 is a stupid term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.

I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying.

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.

I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.