This shirt is "dry-clean only"... Which means it's dirty.
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
I went to a record store, they said they specialized in hard-to-find records. Nothing was alphabetized!
I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Some one needs to tell the turkey, 'man, just be yourself.'
I bought myself a parrot, but it did not say "I'm hungry", and so it died.
The commercial for Diet Dr. Pepper says it tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper. Well, then they screwed up!