I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they're really doing is saying, "I can't knit, get this away from me!"
Have you ever tried sugar or PCP?
I have no problem not listening to the Temptations.
I`ve not really been angling to be a comedian. I knew comics and I loved them and I loved being funny, but I didn't understand the whole concept of becoming one. My first couple of times on stage, I was like, "This is what I'm doing for sure." I was so excited.