Tony the Tiger usually thinks that stuff is great.

If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out.

I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill.

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna, though. You bet your ass, I will have a beret on. That's ridiculous, but it's true. I always fight with wearing a beret.

I mumble a lot when im off stage, so a lot of times when im with a friend i'll say something and he'll be like what, and i'll say it again and he'll be like what, and i'll say it again and he'll still be like what, so now he's got me yellin. Man that tree is far away

Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree.