I ate one anchovy, and that is why I did not eat two anchovies.
Tony the Tiger usually thinks that stuff is great.
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes.
When you start out in comedy, or probably in a lot of things, you want it to happen fast. You don't want to see yourself having to do this for seven years before you start to get some feedback.
I want to get non-aerosol mace, you just rub it in. "Dude who is attacking me - come a little closer!"