I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same.

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

If you want to talk to me after the show, I'd be surprised.

That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. Like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and they would travel down to your stomach, then they would get there, and the carrot would say, It's cool, he's with me.

Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved.

A fly was very close to being called a land, because that's what it does half the time.

I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control.