The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that.
Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine.
I tried to walk into Target, but I missed. I think the entrance to Target should have people splattered all around.
I tried to throw a yo-yo away. It was impossible.
You know when you see an advertisement for a casino, and they have a picture of a guy winning money? That's false advertising, because that happens the least. That's like if you're advertising a hamburger, they could show a guy choking. "This is what happened once."