A dog came to my door, so I gave him a bone, the dog took the bone into the back yard and buried it. I'm going to go plant a tree there, with bones on it, then the dog will come back and say, "Shoot! It worked! I must distribute these bones equally for I have a green paw!"

They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime. I tried to make it at home. There's more to it than that.

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.

I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down.

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8?

A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.