I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
One time I stayed at a haunted motel. When I checked into my room, there was a sheet on the floor, and I thought it was a ghost that had passed out, so I kicked it.
A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.
If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.
I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.
I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control.