I put fruit on top of my waffles, because I want something to brush off.
Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine.
I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.
I got a smoke alarm at home, but really it's more like a 9-volt-battery-slowly-drainer.
I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said, "I'll just get a tan instead."
I tried to have a cookie, and this girl said, "I'm mailing those cookies to my friend." So I couldn't have one. You shouldn't make cookies untouchable.