If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out.

I tried to have a cookie, and this girl said, "I'm mailing those cookies to my friend." So I couldn't have one. You shouldn't make cookies untouchable.

I saw a seagull hanging out by a lake, but I said, "Don't worry, Dude. I won't say anything."

They could take sesame seeds off the market and I wouldn't even care. I can't imagine 5 years from now saying, "Remember sesame seeds? What happened? All the buns are blank!"

I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is.

I tried to throw a yo-yo away. It was impossible.

They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime. I tried to make it at home. There's more to it than that.