I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen.
I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. It did not need to exist.
I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall.
I saw a seagull hanging out by a lake, but I said, "Don't worry, Dude. I won't say anything."
Hell, yeah! Meeting adjourned!