Wheel of Fortune was an important SAT prep for me.

It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.

When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.

My sophomore year I spent exactly one day on the JV football team. It was the tryout day.

One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that.

I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation.

A young imagination is bold, likes to make bigger leaps. It likes to, well, imagine that the dustbuster is a dinosaur; that the computer mouse is a hotrod; that the box is a cave; that the rawhide is a torch... or a baton... or something.