Wheel of Fortune was an important SAT prep for me.

I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways.

I'd rather call myself a mischief-maker, an imp, rather than a satirist. Satirist sounds so self important. Plus no one is calling himself an imp right now. It makes me feel special.

I still don't know how to cook and that's just unacceptable.

It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.

One could say, that #‎ Masons were raised right.

Yes, I still love 'South Park,' but I also love morning TV now.