It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.

The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.

I mean, you're gonna be left behind if you don't appreciate the genius that is Meredith Vieira.

Homemade sweaters are always itchy.

Yes, I still love 'South Park,' but I also love morning TV now.

I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that begins in September, the bad pop star recordings of Christmas carols, the decorations that don't know when to come down.

Think of all that hard work our founding fathers put in - the revolutionizing, the three-fifths compromising, having to write the entire Constitution with a quill - and yet they neglected to include the right to vote.