It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.

I was way too hyperactive to study for long. I would freak out, then crash, then be too tired to read or write. I really should have had less sugar.

I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that begins in September, the bad pop star recordings of Christmas carols, the decorations that don't know when to come down.

I'm always working on a few different stories at once, so there's always some really big coffee table book I'm carrying around.

It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.

I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I'm feeling sentimental, I'll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it.

One could say, that #‎ Masons were raised right.