It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.
Think of all that hard work our founding fathers put in - the revolutionizing, the three-fifths compromising, having to write the entire Constitution with a quill - and yet they neglected to include the right to vote.
Wheel of Fortune was an important SAT prep for me.
I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things.
Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.
The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.