Think of all that hard work our founding fathers put in - the revolutionizing, the three-fifths compromising, having to write the entire Constitution with a quill - and yet they neglected to include the right to vote.

I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things.

Wheel of Fortune was an important SAT prep for me.

One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that.

Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.

Digital television, satellite radio, videogames, iPods - so much media. Do books even matter anymore?

When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.