If there's one thing that everyone can agree on, it's that, right or wrong, they hate the press.

A young imagination is bold, likes to make bigger leaps. It likes to, well, imagine that the dustbuster is a dinosaur; that the computer mouse is a hotrod; that the box is a cave; that the rawhide is a torch... or a baton... or something.

I'm always working on a few different stories at once, so there's always some really big coffee table book I'm carrying around.

I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways.

It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.

The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.

Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.