The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.

I mean, you're gonna be left behind if you don't appreciate the genius that is Meredith Vieira.

The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.

I don't think everyone should vote. If you have to be dragged into the polls, carried into the polls and smelling salts have to be used, you probably shouldn't be voting. However, we shouldn't be putting up barriers to voting that target certain groups.

One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that.

Digital television, satellite radio, videogames, iPods - so much media. Do books even matter anymore?

I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation.