I was not a jock in high school. I know, you're shocked.

One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that.

I mean, you're gonna be left behind if you don't appreciate the genius that is Meredith Vieira.

When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.

I was not a jock in high school. I know, you're shocked.

I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that begins in September, the bad pop star recordings of Christmas carols, the decorations that don't know when to come down.

The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.