I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I'm feeling sentimental, I'll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it.

Digital television, satellite radio, videogames, iPods - so much media. Do books even matter anymore?

Did I end up finding a little blue pill to cure America's electoral dysfunction? Unfortunately, it's not that simple.

I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways.

Think of all that hard work our founding fathers put in - the revolutionizing, the three-fifths compromising, having to write the entire Constitution with a quill - and yet they neglected to include the right to vote.

I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things.

If I had a time machine I would go back 30 years and show up at my grandmother's apartment before the gargantuan meals she would serve and I would help her.