Digital television, satellite radio, videogames, iPods - so much media. Do books even matter anymore?

I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office parties and cookies.

It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.

I'd rather call myself a mischief-maker, an imp, rather than a satirist. Satirist sounds so self important. Plus no one is calling himself an imp right now. It makes me feel special.

I love the challenge of taking something that may be boring to a lot of people but is unarguably important. It's irresistible. I always take projects that I'm paid to learns stuff. I study much harder now than I did when I was in college.

Look, not embracing the 'Today' show is soooo yesterday.

If there's one thing that everyone can agree on, it's that, right or wrong, they hate the press.