Digital television, satellite radio, videogames, iPods - so much media. Do books even matter anymore?

Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.

Look, not embracing the 'Today' show is soooo yesterday.

I'd rather call myself a mischief-maker, an imp, rather than a satirist. Satirist sounds so self important. Plus no one is calling himself an imp right now. It makes me feel special.

Digital television, satellite radio, videogames, iPods - so much media. Do books even matter anymore?

I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I'm feeling sentimental, I'll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it.

If there's one thing that everyone can agree on, it's that, right or wrong, they hate the press.