Homemade sweaters are always itchy.
I was not a jock in high school. I know, you're shocked.
I'm always working on a few different stories at once, so there's always some really big coffee table book I'm carrying around.
I still don't know how to cook and that's just unacceptable.
Yes, I still love 'South Park,' but I also love morning TV now.
Think of all that hard work our founding fathers put in - the revolutionizing, the three-fifths compromising, having to write the entire Constitution with a quill - and yet they neglected to include the right to vote.