My sophomore year I spent exactly one day on the JV football team. It was the tryout day.

Look, not embracing the 'Today' show is soooo yesterday.

It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.

I'm always working on a few different stories at once, so there's always some really big coffee table book I'm carrying around.

Did I end up finding a little blue pill to cure America's electoral dysfunction? Unfortunately, it's not that simple.

Generally I get up at around 7. But oftentimes, I'll be lolling in bed a little bit earlier - sometimes as early as 5:45 - filing in my mind all the things I have to get done. Which is, of course, totally unproductive.

I'd rather call myself a mischief-maker, an imp, rather than a satirist. Satirist sounds so self important. Plus no one is calling himself an imp right now. It makes me feel special.