It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.
My sophomore year I spent exactly one day on the JV football team. It was the tryout day.
I was not a jock in high school. I know, you're shocked.
I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that begins in September, the bad pop star recordings of Christmas carols, the decorations that don't know when to come down.
Wheel of Fortune was an important SAT prep for me.
I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I'm feeling sentimental, I'll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it.