My sophomore year I spent exactly one day on the JV football team. It was the tryout day.

When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.

I'm always working on a few different stories at once, so there's always some really big coffee table book I'm carrying around.

Digital television, satellite radio, videogames, iPods - so much media. Do books even matter anymore?

Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.

I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation.

I mean, you're gonna be left behind if you don't appreciate the genius that is Meredith Vieira.