I feel compelled to make art that on one hand reflects and sometimes almost creates like a sense of comfort when confronted with the strangeness of the world.

My secret is being not terrible at a lot of things.

I love it when celebrities fall apart.

No one drives in Manhattan - in fact, many of the folks who live in Manhattan don't even have driving licenses!

I'm gonna have to start walking down the street and start hitting people in the head!

I think the ideal job in that alternative universe would be to lead whitewater rafting trips through the Grand Canyon. So maybe I'd be a guy leading whitewater rafting trips at the Grand Canyon. Or maybe a professional skydiver.

These new metal bands are going out, getting drunk and going to strip clubs, and they'll be doing the same in thirty years. There isn't even an interesting self-destructive quality to it . . . it's just dumb.