Tiffany is wrestling in Jell-O.

When I look out into your faces, you know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one of you out there.

You only live once, so off with them pants. Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance.

Me and Don Henley are fast acquaintances now, or something. He actually got on stage and sang with me.

National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.

Music Tele-Vision should be covered in jism.

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.