Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.

I love you more than the pool hall, but not as much as football.

Music Tele-Vision should be covered in jism.

She was lying like a loaf of bread. I said, baby, baby, baby, are you dead?

Tiffany is wrestling in Jell-O.

I can fall asleep at any time and wake up at any time.

People from outer space they come up to me, they don't look like Doctor Spock, they don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive. They look like Elvis.