People from outer space they come up to me, they don't look like Doctor Spock, they don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive. They look like Elvis.

Rave music sounds like an electronic disco version of '30s Universal monster movies.

I love blacks and gays and latinos, as long as they don't live next door.

Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn.

I can fall asleep at any time and wake up at any time.

She's vibrator dependent.

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.