People from outer space they come up to me, they don't look like Doctor Spock, they don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive. They look like Elvis.

I graduated from college in Ohio and bummed around for a while, and then I joined VISTA, which was a domestic Peace Corps kind of thing, and they sent me to Colorado.

Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn.

I love you more than the pool hall, but not as much as football.

I love blacks and gays and latinos, as long as they don't live next door.

You only live once, so off with them pants. Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance.

When I look out into your faces, you know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one of you out there.