I can't understand people calling themselves religious and being hateful. If a preacher is preaching hate, to fear God that's not religion, that's not helping humanity, that's organizing an army to defeat somebody.

Elvis, heal me, save me. Elvis, make me be born again in the perfect Elvis light.

She was lying like a loaf of bread. I said, baby, baby, baby, are you dead?

Music Tele-Vision should be covered in jism.

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.

Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still The King.

I love blacks and gays and latinos, as long as they don't live next door.