I can't understand people calling themselves religious and being hateful. If a preacher is preaching hate, to fear God that's not religion, that's not helping humanity, that's organizing an army to defeat somebody.

When I look out into your faces, you know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one of you out there.

I love blacks and gays and latinos, as long as they don't live next door.

She's vibrator dependent.

Music Tele-Vision should be covered in jism.

Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn.

I can't understand people calling themselves religious and being hateful. If a preacher is preaching hate, to fear God that's not religion, that's not helping humanity, that's organizing an army to defeat somebody.