I can't understand people calling themselves religious and being hateful. If a preacher is preaching hate, to fear God that's not religion, that's not helping humanity, that's organizing an army to defeat somebody.

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.

She was lying like a loaf of bread. I said, baby, baby, baby, are you dead?

I love blacks and gays and latinos, as long as they don't live next door.

I can't understand people calling themselves religious and being hateful. If a preacher is preaching hate, to fear God that's not religion, that's not helping humanity, that's organizing an army to defeat somebody.

Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still The King.

I can fall asleep at any time and wake up at any time.