Tiffany is wrestling in Jell-O.
Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.
National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.
I love you more than the pool hall, but not as much as football.
Rave music sounds like an electronic disco version of '30s Universal monster movies.
Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn.