Once you have the cap and gown all you need do is open your mouth. Whatever nonsense you talk becomes wisdom and all the rubbish good sense.

And with his arms crossed he looks pityingly down from his spiritual height on everything that anyone says.

All right-minded people adore it; and anyone who is able to live without it is unworthy to draw breathe

It's an odd job, making decent people laugh.

It is good food and not fine words that keeps me alive.

I would like to be like my father and all the rest of my ancestors who never married.

I recover my property wherever I find it.