Manners are just a formal expression of how you treat people.

Think of something to make the ridiculous look ridiculous.

The thing is this: You got to have fun while you're fightin' for freedom, 'cause you don't always win.

Some days, I'd feel better with Punxsutawney Phil in the Oval Office - at least he doesn't lie about the weather.

no one has ever accused Texas of being in the vanguard of social progress. This is the most macho state in the U.S. of A. By lore, legend, and fact, Texas is 'hell' on women and horses.

Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention.

When politicians start talking about large groups of their fellow Americans as 'enemies,' it's time for a quiet stir of alertness. Polarizing people is a good way to win an election, and also a good way to wreck a country.