Manners are just a formal expression of how you treat people.

Freedom fighters don't always win, but they're always right.

Every two years, one of the most hotly contested elections in Texas is the poll taken among members of the capitol press corps to determine who are actually the ten stupidest members of the Legislature. Two years ago, there were thirty-seven official nominees and several write-ins.

Rank imperialism and warmongering are not American traditions or values. We do not need to dominate the world.

I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag.

This is the man (Ronald Reagan) who proved that ignorance is no handicap to the presidency

Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful. I only aim at the powerful. When satire is aimed at the powerless, it is not only cruel -- it's vulgar.