Texas liberals are the camels of good news. We can cross entire deserts between oases.

The advantage of being able to identify sin is that you can go out and do it, and enjoy it.

nothing like a few restful weeks contemplating the decline of civilization to restore the humors. What I did on my summer vacation was listen to a lot of people talk about the decline of practically everything - you could call it the leisure of the theory class.

Texas is not a civilized place. Texans shoot one another a lot. They also knife, razor, and stomp one another to death with some frequency. And they fight in bars all the time.

Texas is a fine place for men and dogs, but hell on women and horses.

What you need is sustained outrage...there's far too much unthinking respect given to authority.

Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention.