Texas liberals are the camels of good news. We can cross entire deserts between oases.

Anyone who thinks humans are not capable of so fouling their own nest that the land and the waters can no longer be productive just hasn't been paying attention.

I think provincialism is an endemic characteristic with mankind, I think everybody everywhere is provincial, but it is particularly striking with Texans, and we tend to be very Texcentric.

Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful. I only aim at the powerful. When satire is aimed at the powerless, it is not only cruel -- it's vulgar.

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented.

Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse.

Bad policies, stupid policies, gutless policies have real consequences.