Texas liberals are the camels of good news. We can cross entire deserts between oases.

I believe all Southern liberals come from the same starting point--race. Once you figure out they are lying to you about race, you start to question everything.

Humanism is not alive and well in Texas. Different colors and types of Texans do not like one another, nor do they pretend to.

Of course, it has never paid much.

Freedom fighters don't always win, but they're always right.

What we have here, fellow citizens, is a crassly egocentric, raving twit.

I know: "Guns Don't Kill People." But I suspect that they have something to do with it. If you point your finger at someone and say, "Bang, bang, you're dead," not much actually happens.