Behind a smoke screen of high-profile female appointees and soothing slogans, George W. Bush is waging war on women.

Americans are not getting screwed by the Republican Party. They're getting screwed by the large corporations that bought and own the Republican Party.

Conservatives are fond of pointing out there are problems in this world can't be solved by throwing money at them. There are even more that can't be solved by dropping bombs on them.

Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce.

In Texas, we do not hold high expectations for the [governor's] office; it's mostly been occupied by crooks, dorks and the comatose.

Texas is not a civilized place. Texans shoot one another a lot. They also knife, razor, and stomp one another to death with some frequency. And they fight in bars all the time.

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.