Women have got to make the world safe for men, since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.

I married beneath me. All women do.

I can conceive of nothing worse than a man-governed world -- except a woman-governed world.

Drink promises you everything, but gives nothing.

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.

What would we say if men changed the length of their trousers every year?

[After her election to the British Parliament and being welcomed to 'the most exclusive men's club in Europe':] It won't be exclusive long. When I came in, I left the door wide open!