One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
Women have got to make the world safe for men, since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.
The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.
If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee.
My vigour, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from.
When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside: "Am I dying or is this my birthday?"