Life's not about feeling better, it's about getting the job done.

If there is a next life, I hope it's in the past; I don't think the future will be any more handleable. I think it's a little harsh how the END button is red.

I didn't want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that's really sad.

She's pretty." (It's amazing how girls can say this and make it the most withering insult.)

I found myself jealous of the people who wrote the books. They were dead and they were still taking up my time. Who did they think they were?

You all right, man?' This should be my name. I could be like a super hero: You All Right Man. Ah...' I stumble. Don't bug Craig,' Ronny is like. 'He's in the Craig zone. He's Craig-ing out.

Some days I woke up and got out of bed and brushed my teeth like any normal human being; some days I woke up and laid in bed and looked at the ceiling and wondered what the hell the point was of getting out of bed and brushing my teeth like any normal human being.