I feel strongly that I need to try to make my shows as real as possible. What you see is what you get.

The good thing about having this illness is that it allows me to be a little bit crazy.

And turns out, it's not Republicans throwing granny off a cliff... It's the Fed!?

Happy birthday Obamacare! Five years ago today you came into our lives and nothing's ever been the same since! Our insurance premiums have skyrocketed and our doctor choices have plummeted.

It's not as if I can just pop on my show and be rude if I've had a hard day.

With Iran's long history of lies and non-cooperation, why are we talking to them? Why are we giving them legitimacy?

I think God is a pretty fair guy, so tithing is a pretty fair process.