I feel strongly that I need to try to make my shows as real as possible. What you see is what you get.

We're all going to die. While I'm still here, I want to make a difference.

Sexy ain't guys like Churchill and Lincoln.

I'll rail against what I think is wrong.

Is it me, or is the government more concerned about its own tax headaches, than your tax headaches?

The good thing about having this illness is that it allows me to be a little bit crazy.

I'm the reason why I'm overweight. No one made me do it. I did it.