I feel strongly that I need to try to make my shows as real as possible. What you see is what you get.

Why the hell do we make such a big deal out of things that shouldn't be a big deal?

I'm the reason why I'm overweight. No one made me do it. I did it.

I want teachers to teach, and I want Oreos to be eaten.

My dad was a big believer in treating people well, oftentimes even when he himself wasn't well.

Is it me, or is the government more concerned about its own tax headaches, than your tax headaches?

We forget the little things, so it's no wonder some of us screw up the big things.