The other day at a drive-through, I reminded the teenage girl serving me that she forgot my drinks. She looked at me, hissed, rolled her eyes, and then took her sweet time getting me the sodas.

And turns out, it's not Republicans throwing granny off a cliff... It's the Fed!?

I'm not staid and unbiased here. I have certain biases I want to convey, and if you disagree, that's fine.

I think God is a pretty fair guy, so tithing is a pretty fair process.

The rich pay more in total taxes now than ever before - ever. It's true. Just like it's true that when the rich are convinced they're going to be taxed more, they spend less. And when the top few percenters don't spend, there goes all your spending, because they account for half of all retail spending.

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

I don't know if many people know this about me, but I have multiple sclerosis. So I don't have time for a lot of shades of gray. I don't have time for BS.