The other day at a drive-through, I reminded the teenage girl serving me that she forgot my drinks. She looked at me, hissed, rolled her eyes, and then took her sweet time getting me the sodas.

We're all going to die. While I'm still here, I want to make a difference.

I hate elitists. I hate conceited people. I hate pompous people.

I feel strongly that I need to try to make my shows as real as possible. What you see is what you get.

Why the hell do we make such a big deal out of things that shouldn't be a big deal?

There's nothing wrong or evil about having a bad day. There's everything wrong with making others have to have it with you.

We're a nation of liars. But I mean that in the kindest sense.