You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.
If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.
He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.
Baptists are only funny underwater.
Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.
I much prefer writing an original movie with the screen in mind to transferring a play to the screen.