New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it.

I don't use computers... I'm someone who needs to see the page right away in my hand.

I understand. You work very hard two days a week and you need a five-day weekend. That's normal.

How long do you want to wait until you start enjoying life? When you're sixty-five you get social security.

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.

Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending.

I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. Its either very new cheese or very old meat. - Oscar Madison, from The Odd Couple