How long do you want to wait until you start enjoying life? When you're sixty-five you get social security.
Neil SimonWhen its 100 degrees in New York, it's 72 in Los Angeles. When its 30 degrees in New York, in Los Angeles it's still 72. However, there are 6 million interesting people in New York, and only 72 in Los Angeles.
Neil SimonI go to see plays all the time, and whenever I see Chekhov, I'm amazed at how this Russian play strikes home to me living 100 years later in New York City. I'm drawn to him because of his way with characters and their relationships with each other.
Neil SimonStanding on a ledge again. Everyone laughs at dancing monkey with the typewriter. Not for long, though.
Neil Simon