There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angeles.
Neil SimonI got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. Its either very new cheese or very old meat. - Oscar Madison, from The Odd Couple
Neil SimonI firmly believe that if you follow a path that interests you, not to the exclusion of love, sensitivity, and cooperation with others, but with the strength of conviction that you can move others by your own efforts, and do not make success or failure the criteria by which you live, the chances are you'll be a person worthy of your own respects.
Neil SimonI donโt like writing for comedians. I like writing for actors. The best comedians are the best actors.
Neil Simon