Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.
Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money.
There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling.
The first book was my first attempt at writing full-length prose.
You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.
I was constantly being dragged out of movies for laughing too loud.